Comments on: Killing the uncle http://www.biggerboat.net/archives/2006/04/killing_the_unc.html The website of Jason F.C. Clarke Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:37:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 hourly 1 By: Ed http://www.biggerboat.net/archives/2006/04/killing_the_unc.html/comment-page-1#comment-41 Ed Fri, 21 Apr 2006 18:37:33 +0000 http://www.biggerboat.net/?p=114#comment-41 It was not negligence. I was a patsy ensnared in a conspiracy that reached to the highest levels of power and threatened to rip asunder the very fabric of our society. This was a military-style ambush from start to finish... a coup d'etat with the Pets.com puppet waiting in the wings. It was not negligence. I was a patsy ensnared in a conspiracy that reached to the highest levels of power and threatened to rip asunder the very fabric of our society. This was a military-style ambush from start to finish… a coup d’etat with the Pets.com puppet waiting in the wings.

]]> By: JFCC http://www.biggerboat.net/archives/2006/04/killing_the_unc.html/comment-page-1#comment-40 JFCC Fri, 21 Apr 2006 15:26:09 +0000 http://www.biggerboat.net/?p=114#comment-40 Ah, now I remember. I was having visions of you torturing and killing some poor gecko you found while on vacation to Mexico or something--shades of Buffalo Bill. But no, your murder was one of negligence. Ah, now I remember. I was having visions of you torturing and killing some poor gecko you found while on vacation to Mexico or something–shades of Buffalo Bill. But no, your murder was one of negligence.

]]> By: Ed http://www.biggerboat.net/archives/2006/04/killing_the_unc.html/comment-page-1#comment-39 Ed Fri, 21 Apr 2006 15:23:44 +0000 http://www.biggerboat.net/?p=114#comment-39 "When did Ed kill lizards?" Have you no memory of family history? It was your Dad who set me up for a fall when he rang up the Patricks and told them I'd be a perfect candidate for their devious adventures in housesitting. I've Blogged about it here. http://www.edhumphries.com/2006/02/where-the-wild-things-are-dead/ You can't make this stuff up. “When did Ed kill lizards?”

Have you no memory of family history? It was your Dad who set me up for a fall when he rang up the Patricks and told them I’d be a perfect candidate for their devious adventures in housesitting. I’ve Blogged about it here.

http://www.edhumphries.com/2006/02/where-the-wild-things-are-dead/

You can’t make this stuff up.

]]> By: JFCC http://www.biggerboat.net/archives/2006/04/killing_the_unc.html/comment-page-1#comment-38 JFCC Fri, 21 Apr 2006 14:39:19 +0000 http://www.biggerboat.net/?p=114#comment-38 @Ed--Just remember, my father is a large man. You'll only get one shot. @Sean--Actually my dad and the colonel had a falling out a while back when the colonel made derogatory comments about the conservatory. And when did Ed kill lizards? @Kate--I foresee a knitted anniversary gift! @Ed–Just remember, my father is a large man. You’ll only get one shot.

@Sean–Actually my dad and the colonel had a falling out a while back when the colonel made derogatory comments about the conservatory. And when did Ed kill lizards?

@Kate–I foresee a knitted anniversary gift!

]]> By: Kate http://www.biggerboat.net/archives/2006/04/killing_the_unc.html/comment-page-1#comment-37 Kate Fri, 21 Apr 2006 13:32:08 +0000 http://www.biggerboat.net/?p=114#comment-37 Ahhh, DG is so wise! "Kill the Uncle" really ought to be embroidered on a handkerchief or cross-stitched on a sampler. Ahhh, DG is so wise! “Kill the Uncle” really ought to be embroidered on a handkerchief or cross-stitched on a sampler.

]]> By: Sean http://www.biggerboat.net/archives/2006/04/killing_the_unc.html/comment-page-1#comment-36 Sean Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:34:16 +0000 http://www.biggerboat.net/?p=114#comment-36 @Ed - He's in the dining room with Colonel Mustard. Yeah, that's right... I'm 15 minutes late with that better thought! @Ed – He’s in the dining room with Colonel Mustard.

Yeah, that’s right… I’m 15 minutes late with that better thought!

]]> By: Sean http://www.biggerboat.net/archives/2006/04/killing_the_unc.html/comment-page-1#comment-35 Sean Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:15:52 +0000 http://www.biggerboat.net/?p=114#comment-35 Thanks for the Hamlet refresher. I'm going to go ahead and assume that Morrissey named his third album <em>Kill Uncle</em> based on Hamlet. Now, you better warn your Dad, unless he's a reader cuz now that Ed has warmed up on lizards, he's apparently got bigger prey in mind... Thanks for the Hamlet refresher. I’m going to go ahead and assume that Morrissey named his third album Kill Uncle based on Hamlet.

Now, you better warn your Dad, unless he’s a reader cuz now that Ed has warmed up on lizards, he’s apparently got bigger prey in mind…

]]> By: Ed http://www.biggerboat.net/archives/2006/04/killing_the_unc.html/comment-page-1#comment-34 Ed Fri, 21 Apr 2006 00:30:52 +0000 http://www.biggerboat.net/?p=114#comment-34 Monkey Wrench? Check. Noose? Check. Candlestick? Check. Does anyone know where I can find Ronald Clarke of Carver, MA? Monkey Wrench?
Check.
Noose?
Check.
Candlestick?
Check.

Does anyone know where I can find Ronald Clarke of Carver, MA?

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